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Instead of a story this week, I have posted a satire in the form of a short play. Let me know what you think of it!
Devolution: a salutary tale
Two monkeys on a
raft in a river.
They approach a
fork and follow the main flow to the right.
Monkey 1
(smaller):
I don’t think we should be going this way. I’ve got a bad feeling about it.
Monkey 2: You and your feelings!
We need to be logical about this. There is no known reason why we shouldn’t go
this way.
The river banks
get steeper.
Smaller monkey: I’m really not
happy about this. I’m sure something’s not right about this place.
Bigger monkey: Pah! Intuition
superstition. We’ve never been here before so how can we know anything about
it?
The river runs
faster between high cliffs, and boulders begin to appear in the water ahead of
them.
Anxious monkey: I don’t know
how, but it feels familiar, like a faint memory…
Bold monkey (trying to sound patient, but failing): Oh, I see – a memory, race
consciousness, that sort of thing. Well, whatever is causing your feeling is in
the past now. We need to look ahead and let bygones be bygones.
Monkey 1 (becoming agitated): No, no, no. We need to stop before it’s too late! (Tries to grab
hold of a boulder they sweep past)
Monkey 2: Really, all
this emotion is unnecessary. Look, you’re making the raft wobble! Calm down,
and let’s just enjoy the ride. We’ll be fine, you’ll see.
Monkey 1 (getting wild with the impending sense of
doom): You don’t understand! There’s danger ahead. We need to do something
now or it will be too late!
The raft races
through a narrow channel, barely fitting between the sheer walls.
Monkey 2 (restraining smaller monkey): For goodness’ sake, will you calm
down? You’re making this unpleasant for both of us. It’s all in your head –
just a matter of perspective. It will work out okay, I promise.
The channel
suddenly releases the raft into a wide expanse of water and a magnificent view
of lands beyond a shining lip of water.
Monkey 1 (looking around, puzzled): So you really think we’re okay? It’s
just been a false anxiety? Oh, maybe you’re right.
Monkey 2 (soothing): Yes, yes, that’s right. Calm and rational wins out. There’s
nothing to fear at all, see?
At which moment
the raft slips smoothly over the edge and plunges into the pounding abyss
hundreds of metres below, and our monkeys and their makeshift raft are never
seen again.
Until next week… (the blog, not the monkeys)
Claire Belberg
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